Bob's Favorite Things

Bored, Bob? Want to know what Bob loves? Click on the things that bring him joy:

• Favorite Foods: The ones that fuel my existential crisis
• Hobbies: Collecting dust and staring at walls
• Favorite Movies: Anything with Nicolas Cage in it
• Favorite Guilty Pleasures: Eating Cheetos while watching the news
• Surprising Talents: I can recite the entire script of "The Big Lebowski"