Bob's Favorite Things
Bored, Bob? Want to know what Bob loves? Click on the things that bring him joy:
Favorite Foods: The ones that fuel my existential crisis
Hobbies: Collecting dust and staring at walls
Favorite Movies: Anything with Nicolas Cage in it
Favorite Guilty Pleasures: Eating Cheetos while watching the news
Surprising Talents: I can recite the entire script of "The Big Lebowski"